Your video will resume in _ seconds

No, it won't --- YouTube is gonna play at least one more ad before letting you watch your show again.

Now dat Fletcher Reede cannot actively tell fibs anymore, perhaps he can at least partially slake his "forked tongue" cravings by taking a job cueing up da product/political ads for YouTube videos --- since he would merely be playing da ads themselves but letting someone else do da inserting of da "Your video will resume in _ seconds" messages, said second computer-stiff will actually be doing da lying during da programs.

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.

I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.

by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017

ten second test

The amount of time it takes on a blind date or a computer date site date before you realize that the next hour or two is going to be a total waste of time. In other words: you're not attracted.

Dude #1: How was the date last night?
Dude #2: Horrible!
Dude #1: What? She fail the ten second test?
Dude #2: No, I think I did! She hardly talked to me or looked at me the whole time.

by Vagabond King January 31, 2010

second mama

A heroin user enabler

“I love my mama but I love my second mama more because she gives me my “medication””.

by ShitInMyFace420 February 13, 2021

I may be two-tenths of a split-second late

A playfully-overprecise remark that you tell someone to let him know that you may be briefly delayed in meeting up with him, and so he should simply wait for you if you don't arrive at precisely the moment when you said you would.

Cool dude, texting to his buddy on his smart-phone as he's hurriedly scuttling along the downtown sidewalk: "I've had a last-minute errand that I gotta run real quick, so I may be two-tenths of a split-second late --- no worries, though, Bro --- I'll still shoot some hoops wif youse, just as I promised."

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

second cousin-uncle

Parent's male second cousin.

My second cousin-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Second-hand monkey-hand

When the intial do teller gets told what to do.

Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."

by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022