swag yolo in the cholo

Stealthier than a tortoise on meth, blacker than your nan

tortoise: dude that meth was great im extremely stealthy now, swag yolo in the cholo

nan: wow you must be blacker than me

by bernise the swagmaster #yolo March 07, 2014

swag-o-meter

A gauge to indicate how much of a douchebag you are .It can be correlated in some way to the yolo-o-meter.
An urban legends say that it is actually a gay-o-meter, but c'mon guys, only Bender (from Futurama) has that kind of item.

Some say that if you take the inverse of the number, you can estimate the grade the guy will have in High School.

John : Yo man, I got 95 on the swag-o-meter, so fucking swag!!!!!
Ronald : Hey me too three years ago, welcome to McDonald!!!! ;)

by Rhonkar August 07, 2013

Yolo Swag King

Yolo Swag King is the right had man of Bro Shizxl, actually he is made of sand that morphed into a human in the year 934 AD. He was the first to join Bro Shizxl's gang of thugs club, because gangs aren't aloud. When Bro Shizxl became president of China, Yolo Swag King was named President of United States of America around 1524. Yolo Swag King is the second best rapper in the world especially when it comes to freestyles, here is a lyric from one of his raps, Had like 37 dogs killed em all put em in logs now thats where I take my dumps right over there in those tree trunks. He is the Bro Shizxl gang of thugs club representative at the gang club assembly. At one point Yolo Swag King generated powers and could become a horse for some reason.

Yolo Swag King is legit epic.
Yolo Swag King's new album is straight fire.

by bruh(with 27 u's) October 21, 2020

Swag Ne Ne

Swag Ne Ne is drip that only you can put on. Its unique to you and no one can put it on like you.

That mothafucka Lloyddd got swag ne ne. Like how theee fawk does he rock that fit. Like dawg hes the only one that can rock that fr.

by Swag ne ne December 10, 2022

Swigitty-swagitty-swag

To have so much swag that u literally explode from so much swag. Things that lead to Swigitty-swagitty-swag are:flat-hats, sagging you're pants,gold necklaces, gold teeth, and being a faggot.

How did Tom die?

He had so much Swigitty-swagitty-swag, that he exploded of swag.

by Dazzle-frazzle August 26, 2014

pretty boy swag

The type of swag that a pretty boy has. Hinata from onigiriii yt has pretty boy swag.

Guy 1:Hinata from onigriii is a pretty boy
Guy 2:Yeh he got that pretty boy swag

by dahliarosewastaken April 14, 2023

swag alpha squad

The tighest dopest choicest crew in mt sinai and surrounding areas they get hella poontang and slay the highest quality poonono. The crew originally consisted of ter bear brandog millionaire and dirty murph. It furthered developed to include various others ( private mackle dick kelly, spanky cdawg, brandonlover69, the milkman, justanewTWO MOMZ, millturds and currently recruiting new members.) They oftwn hang out behimd the path mark in pj ny.dirty murph and t-$ slay ALL the poon tang. Steves a douche.

Hey dude what happened to all our swag
Swag alpha squad happened.

Yo wheres my mom, sister, grandma and aunt
Check pathmark.

by #the crew December 29, 2013