Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

smash

The process of eating something tasty.

Damn... these chips look bomb, I'm aboutta smash 'em.

by Fermasor September 12, 2018

swamp smash

A word to represent the female act of teabagging. Women do not have the ability to bag, so instead they smash with their swamp.

Did you see Janice just swamp smash that guy after she hit him in the balls?

by Exekute June 12, 2018

chicken smash

When you want to eat chicken and smash

"Hey girl wanna chicken smash?"

by JkSarge March 20, 2017

Ball smash

a ball smash is essentially a fleshy version of Newton's Cradle.

Must occur between two or more men.

Ideal environment for ball smash to occur is after dumplings and a few bottles of wine.

Hey Martin, what are you guys doing tonight?

Me, Erin, Kath and Bruce are getting together to watch Phil and Pete ball smash.

by Ezmoz October 1, 2016

Steve in smash

yeah he is

Guy 1: Yo, you seen that Steve in smash
The Cool Guy (Joe Porter): Yeah, would smash! No homo
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma November 3, 2020

Smash

It means to absolutely destroy and just make people get brainwashed and they dont know it. Its what mad scientists do.

Marcus likes to smash his mom.

by “ㅤ” November 2, 2020