Shark

Something that the media likes to be obsessed with. Ellen Joe of Zenless Zone Zero, for example.

Are you buying a shark plushie today?

by Lily_The_Supasta January 12, 2025

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.

Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.

by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021

Shark melon cup

Fierce and sweet in a nice cup size package

"man, that game was shark melon cup, sigma!"

by BbopDinosaurRoar August 2, 2024

Shark

A way to have sex

I just do shark sex

by saulgoodmanic March 26, 2023

Shark Week

Shark week is here, Would you mind a BJ

My girlfriend said after dinner, I will give you a BJ, She said it is Shark Week.

and im on the towel for a few days

by Thenry June 19, 2023

meth shark

A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".

I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.

by einaphets April 23, 2022

shArk

Beautiful alented brilliant show stoppign
I love her

shark means beauty
coolness

by SH2RKS October 27, 2020