caden ring

jit that dont got no motion 😂

bruh where yo motion at? You got no motion jus like caden ring

by booboohellat May 8, 2023

Pick Her Ring

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.

When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.

by McSliz October 5, 2016

constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."

Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.

by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022

choco ring

An unwiped asshole with fudge dripping out of it at all times.

Guy 1: dude I bet your nervous. Guy 2: yeah my choco ring is puckered.

by Trungeldore July 22, 2015

Septum Ring Theory

The theory that conservative men dislike women with septum piercings, due to a person, generally, needing to be over the age of 18 in order to get one.

Oh, the Septum Ring Theory strikes again!

by Omega_Iteration August 8, 2025

louisiana chili ring

When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste

"Duuuuuude, I ate this girl's ass last night and gave her a Louisiana Chili Ring" booty fun chili rimjob

by TheFrostyBoss January 27, 2016