douche pocket

next to douche snackpack in the level of douche sature; someone of less than average size, who is a douche of greater stature than a douche snackpack, but of lesser stature than a douche bag.

at first when she was turned sideways i thought she was a douche snack pack, but then she faced me and i realized she's totally a douche pocket

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

corner pocketing

V. The act of inserting pool balls into a womans loose vagina and causing climax in which the pool balls fall into their appropriate pocket.

steve: hey mark what did you and stacey do last night?

mark: bent her over my dad's pool table and had some fun.

steve: no way dude, what did you do?

mark: can you say "corner pocketing"

by theonly1needed January 12, 2011

pocket penetrator

when a woman rubs her arm all up in you nut sack and penis area

guy:did u just see that
guy2:no
guy:she totally just pocket penetrator me

by etard 4567 April 28, 2009

Pocket Cam

When you place a recording cell phone in your pocket(or any other device that records), and record.

Me: Check out my pocket cam
Ashley: Why are you recording on your pocket cam
Me: So I can do some sweet ass spying

by F_MY_LIFE_Forever May 19, 2010

puckered pocket

What an anus resembles after sex.

Andy Dick's smile kinda looks like a puckered pocket.

by devilfish222 July 29, 2009

Death Pocket

When you are driving, usually at night, and there is a drunk driver ahead of you and driving behind you. Sometimes you are double-screwed when the one or both of the guys decide to start texting and driving while drunk.

Worst case scenario, the driver ahead of you is slowing down and the drunk driver behind you speeds up.

**(Term made by D.M.)**

Guy 1: Aww man i got stuck in a death pocket
Guy 2: Dude you're Fucked!

by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011

Snot Pockets

Pockets in hoodies, jackets, pants etc that have used tissues in them.

It's allergy season and i keep having to blow my nose. I'm gonna have snot pockets all week

by FurureCatLady October 9, 2016