you, me and pizza

literally hanging out and eating pizza. especially after a lazy Sunday or a crappy Monday. Or when the "you" is crossed out it means instead of hanging out together, I will sit at home alone and eat this whole pizza

Instead of you, me and pizza today, it will just be me and pizza, sorry not sorry.

by peanutbutter12 March 28, 2016

The Brooklyn Pizza Incident

In Brooklyn, a group of 15 or more men stormed into one local pizza shop, took over the pizza shop and hold the employees hostage, went to the back where the unfinished pizzas were, and then force themselves onto the ovens and then all simultaneously jizz onto the pizza practically covering the entire pizza in man sauce. They do this with every pizza, then make their escape.

The Brooklyn Pizza Incident happened on the news yesterday! And JAMIE lead the attack!

by Rionox March 2, 2023

pennsylvania pizza roll

During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.

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by Jay 2 the 4Skin March 11, 2016

Cheese Steak Pizza

The Combination of two food icons the Cheese Steak and Pizza.

Bow Down to this holy creation crafted in the fires of Olympus by GOD to south the soul of man. After eating this holy of holys one must clear the palet with a glass of The "Pale Riders Wrath".

Cheese Steak Pizza King of Pizza

by MasterJball August 17, 2011

alabama pizza slice

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it

man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

infinite pizza theorem

The infinite pizza theorem is the proposition that, given any circle (particularly a pizza), a slice directly in the middle of the circle will create two half circles of 181° total. This occurs when you split two degrees on opposite sides of the circle, creating two extra half degrees on either end of the half circle. The infinite pizza theorem is one of the more plausible solutions to world hunger, next to mass genocide.

I used the infinite pizza theorem to make 180 pizzas into 181!

by Quantum Mechanist January 7, 2020

Pizza Cutter Policy

A pointless work policy, but can be used to harm you if not adhered to.

I said "have a nice day" instead of "have a great day" again and they gave me a written warning for not following the scripting. Fucking pizza cutter policy nonsense.

by Justin_Prime775 November 15, 2021