toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.

After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.

by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025

toilet weasel

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017

Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate…
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis…

You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021

Toilet Splash

when your taking a shit and the water from the toilet splashed on your ass due to the impact.

bro 1 - “bro why is your ass soggy?”
bro 2 - “dude i got toilet splash”

by ilovescout March 21, 2023

sawdust toilet

A form of composting toilet using sawdust to cover each deposit.

The house had a low environmental impact, including solar power and a sawdust toilet that used no water and provided compost for the fruit trees.

by islandchild137 June 26, 2017

skibidi toilet

essentially brainrot and the poison brainwashing the children of gen alpha

why do i hear everyone say skibidi toilet?

by Lincoln-Mercury May 5, 2024

Toilet Bruise

A streak left on the inside of the toilet bowl from a massive dump. The streak remains even after flushing.

Ryan left a major toilet bruise in church toilet right before his wedding ceremony.

by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed M.D. March 15, 2019