Knobbing-Off

The act of male masturbation.

I feel like knobbing-off

by Soke No-Last-Name June 21, 2010

opting off

the homosexual fetish act of intentionally refusing body scans at the airport, resulting in pat downs and groping by TSA agents

there was this hunky TSA guy at the airport, so after opting off I ran to the bathroom and rubbed one out remembering his hands all over me

by spek10 November 28, 2012

Jerking off

Something to make guys feel ashamed of themselves.

Im jerking off.

by Dick 1 2 3 November 6, 2020

off the bottle

A term to describe someone (typically with a drinking problem) who has given up booze.

I would consider investing with Horgan as long as he is off the bottle.

by Dr. Slumber November 5, 2013

shit off

To be angry at one another.

Shit Off you fuckarse.

by Kitten Poo September 10, 2003

jack-off

1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation

Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.

by Tom April 12, 2006

Bro off

When two or more "bros" get in a fight over the same women. Usually at a party and while heavily intoxicated.

Bro 1: I came with Lexi, she's leaving with me!!
Bro 2: no way bro! She is soo over you she staying with me!!
Bro 1: no way bro!! (Gets in bro 2's face)
Bro2: way bro!!!! (Bro 2 & bro 1 commence to bro off fight/shit talk)

by Pmdix February 2, 2014