An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
by Azmera June 28, 2010
Get the John Olivermug. A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberty and integrity in government.
by Unbowed December 15, 2008
Get the John Kerrymug. Sen. John Edwards, American Vice-Presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John F. Kerry (Big John). (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)
by Nenya Gabriel February 13, 2005
Get the Little Johnmug. John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.
John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.
John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.
Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:
John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"
John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"
by porneggs July 6, 2006
Get the John Salleymug. A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible
by Lats341 August 16, 2011
Get the Being A Johnmug. Is a poser, that thinks he is black. He looks like Marky Mark. He is a pussy wrestler. He should never have became the WWE champion.
by Man-Bear October 5, 2007
Get the john cenamug. Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason
2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you
-verb
1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand
2. The act of feigning interest when there is none
Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus
Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
1. Conversation between guy and girl:
Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?
Girl: I would love to!
*Next day*
Guy: So, you ready to hang out?
Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.
Guy: You are such a John Wall.
-verb
1. Two guys talking to each other:
Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?
Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
by IHATEJOHNWALL(S) May 26, 2010
Get the John Wallmug.