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John Oliver

An incredibly funny British correspondent/writer for the Daily Show. He also does stand up, which I hear is hilarious, and co-hosts The Bugle with Andy Zaltzman, among other things.
Jon Stewart: Are we suggesting that any interrogation technique, then, could be allowed under the President's discretion under the right circumstances?
John Oliver: What, d'ya mean like, um, affixing a leech to a man's eyeball? Or, um, forcing him to drink horse semen, you know? Would those be torture?
Jon Stewart: (very long pause) I...yes, that would be tor...
John Oliver: WRONG JON! They are scenes from the number one movie in America, Jackass Number 2!
by Azmera June 28, 2010
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John Kerry

A man who has been fighting for truth for over 35 years. He is a patriot and a great American. John Kerry is a hero to many in this country but this isn't widely publicized by the media. Senator Kerry has become a grassroots hero since the election in 2004 because he has continued to fight for American civil liberty and integrity in government.
by Unbowed December 15, 2008
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Little John

Sen. John Edwards, American Vice-Presidential candidate in 2004. Contrasted with his running-mate Sen. John F. Kerry (Big John). (Kerry is taller than Edwards, and was running for the more important position.)
A lot of people think Little John is hotter than Big John. Little John is a ROCKSTAR!
by Nenya Gabriel February 13, 2005
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John Salley

John Thomas Salley (born May 16, 1964 in Brooklyn, New York) is a former professional basketball player in the NBA. Salley is the first player in NBA history to play on three different championship-winning franchises.

John Salley is now a regular guest on, "The Best Damn Sports show" where he consistently makes himself look like a douchebag. Although he was a more than adequate basketball player, hey may suffer from down syndrome. Recently his heterosexuality has come into question as well.
Conversation in relation to Barry Bonds cheating:

John Salley:
"Cheating is ok, everyone does it yo. Everyone stretches the pewamatas (parameters)."
Really Hot Lawyer chick:
"Yeah, and they usually pay the prices, because there are rules"
John Salley:
"you tellin' me you never go fitty five in a 50 zone?"
Really hot lawyer chick:
"yes, and thats why I have speeding tickets which I've payed!"
John Salley:
"haha..yo girl, you gotta change your groove"
by porneggs July 6, 2006
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Being A John

A john is someone who pretends to consume copious amounts of alcohol, and marijuana when in actuality not that much has been consumed. A john is known to overreact and fake being drunk and high as much as possible
After taking a sip of a natty lite

A guy Being A John: IM SO FUCKING DRUNK

Normal Person: Shut up
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john cena

Is a poser, that thinks he is black. He looks like Marky Mark. He is a pussy wrestler. He should never have became the WWE champion.
John Cena is a DAMN poser!!!
Cena is a queer!
by Man-Bear October 5, 2007
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John Wall

Origin: Former Kentucky basketball player who played for only one year and then bolted for the NBA. If it wasn't for the NBA age rule, he wouldn't have gone to Kentucky; he used them to gain national attention...aka "one and done."

-noun

1. A girl who shows interest in the first date and subsequently rejects further contact for no reason

2. A girl who takes time to hang out with you only because she needs attention and is not genuinely interested in seeing you

-verb

1. Standing up a date when plans were made beforehand

2. The act of feigning interest when there is none

Synonyms: Bloodsucker, Tease, Cold-hearted, Flaky, Succubus

Antonyms: Keeper, Honest person, Acie Law (girls who stick around)
-noun

1. Conversation between guy and girl:

Guy: I enjoyed our time together yesterday. Would you like to hang out tomorrow?

Girl: I would love to!

*Next day*

Guy: So, you ready to hang out?

Girl: I can't...I'm busy tonight.

Guy: You are such a John Wall.

-verb

1. Two guys talking to each other:

Guy 1: I know your first date went well, how'd the second go?

Guy 2: It didn't happen...she John Walled me.
by IHATEJOHNWALL(S) May 26, 2010
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