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Humfrey Pants

A fictional character invented and put in the yearbook who has his own Myspace and Facebook accounts.

An obese teenage boy who is socially awkward and looks like his grandmother dresses him. Oftentimes, he lives with his grandmother, and his live revolves around her, even though she hates him.
Kid #1: You see that guy over there?
Kid #2: Yeah, I talked to him once. He's weird.
Kid #1: It looks like his grandma dresses him.
Kid #2: Duh, he's a Humfrey Pants.
Kid #1: Oh, that makes sense.
by Gotta Luv It November 22, 2009
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Love pants

Pants that are comfortable and make you sexually active
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pants pigeons

crabs (or moths??) of the rather large variety
by deepatchbrown November 22, 2011
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shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.
Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!
by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 15, 2016
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Pant Shandy

Stroking the penis on the outside of the pants until he cums. Generally will give him blisters (Owch!)
He has a stain from his pant shandy.

We played an acting out game and the girl didn't know what a pant shandy was, upon showing her she was astonished and red in the face.
by DragonFly02 August 11, 2009
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Half Pants

Sweat pants that only reach halfway down your leg.
Girl 1- She had a camel toe in her half pants.
Girl 2- Yeah she did.
by lollllllllllllllll April 3, 2010
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Headache in pants

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.
by breakingher December 12, 2012
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