Bean Packer

Someone at the canned bean factory who counts and packs beans.

Fernando; Hey Pedro Congratulations i heard your a Bean Packer
Pedro; Yea its pretty sweet man
Fernando; Do you Like It ????
Pedro; Its better than my last job as a horse jerker
Fernando; You should come back to the track
Pedro; no man I get free beans
Fernando;Do you guys have refried beans too.
Pedro; Yes but thats not my job thats Carlo's job
Fernando; Why?
Pedro; He can only count to tres

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

fuck-bean

Another term for the clitoris, but also a term for a person that is acting a bit too feminine, but not necessarily homosexually, simply stupidly-feminine, so when other words come across as too harsh, this light alternative is ok use.

Mate, stop acting like such a fuck-bean! I look at you and start to think Mika is a feminine version of P!nk

by Muse_Luver December 5, 2009

Cool bean

Cool bean refers to someone or something that is interest you.

Beyonce is a cool bean.

by Daecious October 31, 2021

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

Bean Packer

A Bean Packer can also be a man at a resturant who packs burritos full of beans.

Fernando; MMMMMM i love this resturant. they have one hell of a bean packer in back
Pedro; Whats his name?

Fernando: Im not sure yet...
Pedro; Hmmm
Fernando;.... here he cums.
Pedro; Hes a bean packer for sure!!!!!

by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022

Bean sorsê

When you are having sexual contact with someone and you put your penis in the anal area and pull out, you will have bean sorsê all over your penis. This only happens when your partner hasn’t wiped after using the bathroom.

Me and my girlfriend were doing the naughty, so I stuck it in her butthole and pulled out and I had bean sorsê all over my penis.

by Jordaneffing December 30, 2020