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short girls with no hair

Have a big shinny forehead and are short that wear white jeans.
Short girls with no hair have a big attitude
by vanessa's daddy February 16, 2018
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Short Zach

Short Zach is an asshole. And us also short.
Short Zach has a short temper.
by CrAckerasswhitebread April 23, 2018
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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Short

Very Very
Short
by OKjjjjjjj January 27, 2022
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yt shorts

a cheap tiktok knockoff that’s full of trash such as skibidi toilet and wednesday
sometimes yt shorts makes me want to snap my neck
by ZΣPH Ψ February 18, 2024
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short pork

Look at those short porks!
by DellOne55 January 23, 2008
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Short King

How one would describe OdaBlock.
Oda is only 2 feet tall and has the EGO of a feet dangling body builder. He is a Short King.
by Shriffles November 30, 2021
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