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Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.
by fraud fighter May 17, 2011
mugGet the Uptown Motors Carmug.

car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019
mugGet the car wash professionalmug.

Kentucky Clown Car

When a bunch of siblings and cousins have sex in the old broken down 1980's camaro parked in front of their trailer.
I swear Billy Bob, his sister, and their uncle brother do more banging in the ole Kentucky Clown Car than God knows what.....
by Ilko Skevuld March 26, 2022
mugGet the Kentucky Clown Carmug.

pop your car

To put a banana or some other object into the muffler of a car so that the car makes a loud boom noise as it ejects the object from the muffler. Causes no harm to the car, but hilariously fun.
Friend 1: You better watch out, I'm gonna pop your car.
Friend 2: Bitch, I will kill you.
by Finyon February 17, 2013
mugGet the pop your carmug.

Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
by Philip Swift July 14, 2019
mugGet the Hobo Car Washmug.

Jamaican Car Wash

Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
by thetaco2 June 9, 2018
mugGet the Jamaican Car Washmug.

Me mums car

A car that me mum owns in formal English
Me mums car is going to be here tomorrow
by The sherbet lemon gang January 26, 2020
mugGet the Me mums carmug.

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