Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

by Wood drip August 21, 2023

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 4, 2025

Chicken Noodle Soup

A code word for kissing on a date.
Most commonly used over the phone.

Walter: "dude say chicken noodle soup if you made out with her."
Jose: "mmm yeah i love chicken noodle soup. we should make some later."

by Shmelena September 8, 2007

Charleston Noodle

When you hold in a big dump and when you go to release it you suck it up back and forth in your butt like a demented noodle.

Hey Felipe, can you please stop doing Charleston Noodles in the bathroom? You're starting to stain the toilet.

by The Original Charleston Noodle August 3, 2018

wet noodle

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

by jac******* March 15, 2022

Noodling

To obsess over the details of something where the details don't necessarily need that level of detail. In the visual effects industry, this is also referred to as “pixel fucking”.

I’m never gonna get this out in time if Dave keeps noodling the details on this shot!

by Tt223 October 23, 2022

Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.

Damn bro u got that pool noodle rizz

by Lqwidz July 4, 2023