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Mike and Ikes

Pills that people regularly mistake for candy.
You can actaully get high if you overdose on this
There are not illegal but they can still be dangerous
Man fuck you I see you at work, nigga dont hate me bc im beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut youd get some bitches on yo dick better yet Taneshia will call yo dog ass if she ever stops fucking with lawyer or brain surgeon shes fuckin with NIGGGAAA, WHAT!!?! MIke and Ikes
by PussyEaterIMeanTheCat August 22, 2021
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Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.
Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”
by Contagonist May 29, 2024
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Mike

Mikewas editing memes for bluedragon
by 100100100100100 February 19, 2019
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Mikelis

Hottest man in existance, honestly, massive penis aswell, made my legs shake. If you want an awesome boyfriend, text Mikelis, he won't dissapoint. Best guy on earth!
Who is that?
Thats Mikelis!
Who is he?
Only the best boyfriend and best looking man on earth, god I wish I could have him.
Honestly, you are right, he is hot.
by balandey February 28, 2022
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Mike Mango

by Not Mike Mango November 23, 2021
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monkey mike

Monkey mike is the only guy. Also known as carson
by The mins April 14, 2021
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Mike and iked

When A Twitch Streamer looses his hardcore world to a candy ( A creeper blew him up )
Oh Zomb got mike and iked
by chrissquartz April 29, 2022
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