Most known for being the most random girl god created, Maria Almeida is a girl your friends are jealous of.
Because she is super comfortable around pretty much everyone and when she wants to she can really be thoughtful, kind and understandable. She likes all kind of music, so her most liked vibes for songs are, horny vibe and chill vibe.
Her favorite programming language is C and loves Sebo de Gamer.
Does not like gym guys because she claims they have small dicks, dad bods are more her style.

boy1: Yesterday i met the most random girl yet, but she seemed pretty cool, talked about Sebo de Gamer.
boy2:I guess you finally meet Maria Almeida.
boy1: this is going to a be a start of a wonderful friendship :))

Maria Almeida by Simplório March 19, 2021

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marian

a perfect boy <\\3 probably has style,hes respectful and very bery swaggy.marry him.

Marian bought me flowers,he's so cool and respectful ! :)

marian by imdyinglol March 24, 2021

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Maria

Maria is one of the most funny, playful and just perfect people u could ever be able to meet. Shes the baddest bitch in the entire world and you'll be the most lucky person ever if you're friends with her. Shes literally the definition of perfect and everybody should like her.

"OMG !! is that maria !?!?? shes literally the coolest person here !!!!"

" OMG YES ! IT IS HER !!"

" Ugh, i wish i was as cool as her.."

Maria by simp for ji changmin. April 24, 2021

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