Matthew

Mathew is a cutie, but he will Google the voice and find out who was eliminated without telling you

“He googles he’s a Matthew”

by Hummbugdad November 22, 2021

Matthew

A Matthew is ragin homophobe he is super religious. He is a fat mexican that cant play basketball to save his life. Though struggling to cross the border a few times he still manages to sell drugs to the low lifes in the U.S.A. He pretends to cut his wrist for attention because he has zero friends. He loves tacos and El Chapo. He prays to El Chapo every night before bed and lets not forget Pablo Escobar.

See that fat dirty Mex over there, thats a Matthew

See that guy overdosing, thats a Matthew.

Omg theres an earthquake, no thats just Matthew.

by MexMexMexTentacionMexMexMex May 23, 2018

Matthew

A slut or hoe that is know by their shaven legs. The are active but lack language skill, they are best known for exotic taste in pets

That ferret needs a Matthew.
How dare you call her a Matthew

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

Matthew's mom

The pinnacle of attraction. The baddest bitch of all. when a woman is so hot she can be described as Matthew's mom

"Did you see matthew's mom walking down the street. Straight baddie."

by incogshmito January 3, 2022

Matthew

Matthew is a generous person he fine and short and dark skin. Matthew are the best boyfriends in the world I suggest that Matthews date Esthers because they belong together. Esther are outgoing and sweet just like Matthew. All females need a Matthew in their life

Girl 1- hey girl 2 did u see Matthew

Girl 2- yea I did he looking good today

by I’m the right one November 4, 2019

Matthew

A name given to a person with a particularly large cock

Matthew is the best name

by Matthew , get it ???? March 17, 2022

Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024