math class

Hey I know, let’s play a game!
Put a finger down if…
1. You feel like math class is a mental torture institution that should be abolished.
2. Nothing you ever learn in Math applies to your real world situations.
3. You had math class at the end of the school day or at the beginning of the school day
4. No matter how hard you studied or how positive you are about the quiz you took, you magically failed.
5. Yet somehow the people who complained that the test was too hard got 90s or 100s
6. Your teacher on the outside looks like a nice person but inside they hate you with a burning passion
7. You were mentally burned out or had an ongoing situation and couldn’t do the homework
8. …But your teacher couldn’t care one bit if your goldfish died
9. Your teacher taught easy equations but left you with the hard ones.😒
10. Throughout anytime in your math class days, you said “Fuck it” or “It is what it is”😒

Now that lunch is over… Time for Math class
*sighs in depression*

by NoFriendlyFire21 August 2, 2024

Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024

Fight-or-Flight Math

When it is humanly understandable to give up instead of persevering when faced with a false start or failure in solving a math problem—when the pain-and-gain mindset is often missing among struggling or frustrated students, who mistakenly thought that only those blessed or born with the “mathematical gene” could do math.

Fight-or-flight math makes it hard for us to think clearly, logically, and reflexively. Let not negative emotions take control of our reactions.

by Numerati August 8, 2024

brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.

« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »

by miseryboy August 8, 2024

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Judaism And Hebraism's Prayer: "'The Minus ANd Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass

Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-

by anonymous April 4, 2025