Long Legged Larry

Thick, long penis. typically inserted in the anus

Patricia likes to eat my long legged larry.

by anonym.ous December 27, 2016

Gum on my leg

Pulling one's testicle out of shorts, boxers or underwear and stretching the sack and holding the stretched sack with thumb to the inner thigh and then stating to someone in close visual distance that you've got gum stuck to your leg.

"Hey honey (or friend/girlfriend), I have gum on my leg!"
Frank stood there with his left testicle streched down to his knee showing it cleverly and proudly to his wife.

by Longoshlongo November 12, 2007

alaskian leg warmer

Urinating on spouse's leg.

wife: Honey, I'm cold; turn up the heat.

husband: Babe, we don't need no heat I'll just give you an Alaskian leg warmer.

by shitter your friend August 11, 2009

mookie legs

its MY mooks

my mooks, my mookie leggyssss mook legssss.
mookie legs i love u

by cnewsom October 16, 2008

Bling Bling Legs

Incredibly sexy and toned legs on a girl.

Caitlin has got those bling bling legs! Hook 'em horns!

by Texas March 9, 2004

restless legs syndrome

a really serious disease (haha) were your legs won't stop moving when you sleep. could mean you're high or youve had to much caffeine. JUST SAY NO!

hot guy 1: man, my girl last night, she wouldn't stop movin her damn legs! she kicked me in the balls, so now theyre sore
hot guy 2: better bring her to the asylum...there's nothing more we can do for the poor high soul.

by liger3000 October 6, 2004

coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006