king tut piece 

noun: enormously HUGE phallic object
verb: the act of taking someone to task with above stated phallic object
adjective: Someone who behaves as said phallic object or a very BIG deal

Noun: Man, I saw this flick where a chick took a king tut piece in her asshole!!!! It was the size of a forearm!!

Verb: Ol' girl got a "F" on her term paper...yeah the professor really gave her the king tut piece.

Adjective: Richard is such a tut piece!!!
Man, Livia's party is going to be the KING TUT PIECE!!! I'm talkin' five freaks to each guy!!!

king tut piece by aledros July 12, 2006

king canute 

A turd so big it turns back the tide when you flush the toilet.

I'd give it ten minutes if I were you, I've just dropped a King Canute in the bog.

king canute by Fahrenheit666 October 28, 2009

King von 

King von is a typical Chicago rapper that is not about that life who has no packs but Quando is smoking his pack everyday "Fuk the O block 63rd is where it's at"(King Von).

The lil btch as rapper king Von that thinks he is about that life until he gets popped while hanging out with ducka

King von by Quando R February 14, 2021

King of Bandits Jing 

The King of Bandits....JING!

Man, KOBJ UBERPWNZRZ LOZL

King of Bandits Jing by KrameriSteveica May 27, 2004

king weasel 

A person who hasn't lost and of their weasel yet. They have yet to participate in any sexual activities including pulling

She is an innocent King Weasel

king weasel by Vivica69 May 5, 2005

King Albert 

A peircing on a mans testicles or "nut sack" or "family jewels"

Me: When we did it i couldn't stop feeling his King Albert!!!
you: SICK!!!
Me: Your Mom's sick!
you:your moms FACE is sick!

King Albert by Madame Sexy Alysa September 19, 2006

King Koupa 

A self-proclaimed nickname for Chamillionaire. Also known as simply Koupa, Cham (pronounced Cam), or Color-changin' Lizard. Chamillionaire is THE rap entertainer from Houston. Arguably the King of the South.

Daaammmn! That new Chopped and Screwed version of King Koupa's song is off the chain.

King Koupa by 'Cuda August 19, 2006