June 21st

National yoga and eating pussy day

Brad: Hey dude do you know what day it is??
Chad: No dude what day is it
Brad: BRO it's june 21st...
Chad: OMG it's the best day of the year

by Anastsia Grey September 7, 2021

June 13th

June 13th is national "yes" day. Meaning children can ask their parents for anything, and they have to say yes.

Kid: its June 13th, yes day!!
Mom: Thats right! so what do you want?
Kid: icecream for breakfast!
Mom: Of course!!

by elymonia June 13, 2022

June 18

National text your girlfriend something sweet day.

Boy 1: “bro what day is it?”
Boy 2: “bro it’s June 18th”

Boy 1: “hold on let me text something nice to my gf cause she’s the best ever”

by Supernicecami June 18, 2021

June

If your reading this and your name is June literally get the fuck away from me I will literally fucking pull out your organs you fucking bitch, get a fucking life and never fucking come near me you nasty ass bitch.

Someone named June: Hi, my name is June what's your-

*Me cuts your skin and pulls out your organs and fucking kills you*

by Flamingosmcyt April 30, 2022

June 29

Ask your crush if u want to have kids in the future

Hey do you want to have kids in the future because its june 29

by 187.gh0zt June 19, 2022

June 8

The day where the gayest bitches are born. These fuckers are so gay they can't draw their own flag without using wonky lines

Person 1: why are you so gay? You can't even draw you own pride flag properly.
Person 2: I was born on June 8

by Mcytfan246 June 19, 2022

June 3rd

National eat your girlfriend's pussy day.

Boy 1 : "Hey bro it's June 3rd"
Boy2 : "Dang i better go eat my girlfriends pussy."

by Jeremiah Westerfeild June 3, 2024