Crazy Mikel

Being an overly obsessive person. May also apply to a stalker.

Person 1: I'm trying to get away from my boyfriend! He won't leave me alone.

Person 2: Gosh he's annoying. He's being such a crazy mikel.

by Supastaaar April 23, 2018

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Crazy mikel

Someone who is very obsessed and controlling of a person.

Person 1: Oh my gosh my boyfriend won't leave me alone! He's ALWAYS with me.!
Person 2: You need to leave him. He's being such a crazy mikel

by The Gay Mascurade January 10, 2018

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The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.

Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!

by Derkadurr August 5, 2017

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Crazy lesbian

When Shane Dawson bought a flight tickets on first class, someone brought baby's

Boy 1 Garrett watts : does this make you feel better? *Garrett and girl 1 Morgan Adams holding Benjamin and Tyler*

Boy 2 Shane Dawson: you look like crazy lesbians.

*they laugh*

What's tea? Bitch Over it

by Waxzi tak December 27, 2018

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