Obese semi-human creature that lived on Ridgeway Rd. in East Tennessee. The Swaddley Ho is a pathological liar who attempts to make himself look cool but only succeeds in making itself look like a complete and total idiot. The Swaddley Ho is known to eat anything that crosses its path, including but not limited to small children and helpless elderly.Last know whereabouts of the Swaddley Ho was next door to the infamous Cap'n Sipher. Can be identified by the bragging of his little league batting average of over 1.000. The Swaddley Ho suffered numerous attacks by the "midnight bombings" of a group of vigilantie young kids who killed grass in his yard spelling "FAT" and filling his air conditioner with human urine.
by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004
Get the Swaddley Homug. the phrase shouted by someone on a pulling competition to the person keeping the ho tally, to tell them to tally up another ho.
by themunn May 22, 2007
Get the tally homug. by Twizzzi Beatss December 16, 2008
Get the Hai Homug. by MarySwanson August 6, 2011
Get the SO-HOmug. Opposite gender and reflection of Bro-dog. having an unhealthy perception of beauty and are extremely skinny. usually have bleach blonde hair and wear the usual slut clothing such as hollister, abercrombie or Bebe. Start having sex at such a young age that there bodies are completely used up by the time that they turn twenty so they become prostitutes, an easy task for them to do since they have pretty much been prostitutes since they 12, its just that at age twenty they finally start to accept payment
That Prostitot of a Bro-Ho is torn up from the floor up
by Tyler Obermeit October 21, 2008
Get the Bro-Homug. 