Furries

Something that not even god knows how to describe

"Define furry"
"Dude all furries are going to hell not one is seeing the light of god."

by you shall no seek my name November 9, 2022

Beat a furry for ten days

You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th

man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is

man 1: let beat some furries

by yes<.> February 8, 2024

Furry Illegal Day

July 1st, 2023
The day furries became illegal

Today is Furry Illegal Day, let's slash them!

by HungryRamona July 1, 2023

Kill a Furry Day

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.

Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.

by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025

Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet

Are your furry nipples wearing yet?

by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024

Furry

No matter what random shit you’ve heard on the internet a furry(also has interest in anthropomorphic animals). If somone call’s themselves a furry it’s none of your business to tell them they are not. They are if they say so.

P.A.:hey I’m a furry now just so you know.
P.B.: No you’re not, if you are where’s your fursuit?
P.A.:Oh, you don’t need a fursuit to be a furry i just really love anthropomorphism!

by AVeryScaredPerson February 11, 2023

Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan

You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?

by uzqx January 1, 2023