February 1st

February 1st is all about compliments! Boys tell your partner a dirty compliment!😏

Boy: Hey babe you have a big ass
Girl: oh umm thanks??
Boy: It’s February 1st sorry 😂😳
Girl: Oh it’s ok and oh ya I forgot!!

by Teehee Gurl January 31, 2021

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February 14

The day were hugging yourself is ok because you're a lonely,sad person in there room watching Johnny sins.

Mike: what are you doing for February 14.

John: Well since I'm sad and lonely I guess I'll hug my self and watch Johnny sins.

by I am dead 89 February 14, 2021

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february 8th

february 8th is a day to love beth

omg it’s february 8th time to love beth even more!!!

by ahibaf October 15, 2019

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February 15

A kid named Tommy was born on this day

It’s February 15th itsTommy’s birthday

by Duwnsudjw October 18, 2019

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The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.

On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.

It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.

Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow

Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight

Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31

Patricia: oh ya!

*turns 12 am*

Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*

Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!

by Snoff666 October 30, 2019

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