When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped
Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.
Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.
by William Bee Cartright February 03, 2011
Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.
by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011
by JerkInTheCorner May 25, 2011
When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.
Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"
Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"
Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"
by pseudonym36 July 23, 2011
When you get on the computer to do something productive, but instead you instantly go into auto-drive and log onto Facebook and completely forget the real reason you even got on the computer.
Man, I was going to write my 10 page english essay until I was hit by brick wall of facebook-amnesia!
by Glendora July 06, 2011
Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.
by MonkeyFrog June 28, 2013