facebook pretty

when only comments on your facebook page are about how good you look and not about how good of a person you are or about what good character you have. Basically if you didn't have your looks no one would give a shit about you

Yeah enjoy being facebook pretty while you can no one gonna give a shit about you in 5 years when your old.

by jayspin210 June 17, 2016

facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.

"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"

by HDNA September 14, 2011

Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.

"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."

by arkadict February 15, 2012

Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.

Oh you know, just facebook polishing.

by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011

Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.

Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.

by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012

yellow Facebook

Slang term for Grindr

I’m going to scroll through the yellow Facebook to find a hook-up for tonight

by rvagay April 13, 2023

Facebook Nazi

The peoples behind the scenes at Facebook that unilaterally decide what should and should not be heard. What should and should not be read. What should and should not be seen. These are the ones that control "Free Speech" and decide if posts meet up to their personal political standards.

that Facebook Nazi banned me for using the word "white trash" to describe myself

by John1959 March 17, 2019