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Facebook suiticide

When one wears a suit/outfit to an event and the pictures are posted on facebook, which subsequently limits the use of the suit for the following events to come.
yeah, don't tag me on facebook because I need to wear it for sukhdeep's wedding next month and I don't want to commit facebook suiticide.
by Dragonmd2010 June 2, 2011
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Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.
"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."
by arkadict February 15, 2012
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facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
by hcranomtsaleht December 13, 2012
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Daytime Facebook

The online equivilent of Daytime Television.

During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.
by George89 April 4, 2008
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facebook bottom

When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.
Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
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yellow Facebook

I’m going to scroll through the yellow Facebook to find a hook-up for tonight
by rvagay April 13, 2023
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Facebook Nazi

The peoples behind the scenes at Facebook that unilaterally decide what should and should not be heard. What should and should not be read. What should and should not be seen. These are the ones that control "Free Speech" and decide if posts meet up to their personal political standards.
that Facebook Nazi banned me for using the word "white trash" to describe myself
by John1959 March 17, 2019
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