Face Machine

A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.

Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.

Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

by wrightr333 November 19, 2009

Strong in the face

Usually a female, where she may have a rockin ass body, but lacks any such face qualities.

Friend: "bruh, I need you to occupy my girls friend while I try and get up in this"
You: "OK, as long as she's not strong in the face"

by rickyrossy21 December 31, 2014

Foochie Face

Technical definition is a smelly, stinky face, but most often used to mean someone annoying or stubborn.

"Ugh, Laura is such a foochie face for continually reminding me about the time I peed my pants..."

by Foochila June 5, 2009

bung face

A person who looks like they have an ass for a face.

You are a bung face.

by BITCH June 25, 2004

Oyster Face

An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.

"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."

Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."

"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"

by Fattius J Guy May 28, 2009

phone face

A person who consistently has a phone in their face; texting, posting, checking status updates, checking email, etc...

Hey phone face, are you ever going to come over here and hit the bong?

by manakill May 24, 2012

gorilla face

while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE" P.S. I love it when guys do it to me :)

that bitch started whinnin so i gave her a gorilla face

by jessica reedy April 7, 2003