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Facebook tennis

Back-and-forth arguing via Facebook status, usually between two people who won't speak directly to one another. Can also be applied to Twitter.
Emily Wesson thinks that some boys just don't know when to quit.

Jack Smith thinks that some girls don't know when to shut the hell up.

David Morrison thinks that some people need to grow a pair and talk like adults instead of playing Facebook tennis.
by I'd Like a Mulligan October 7, 2010
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Facebook Developed

When you upload your photos to Facebook after hours (or days) of sitting on your camera/phone.
Man, I just can't wait to get these Facebook developed!
by FelFal June 9, 2011
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facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.
I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.
by bethm March 1, 2012
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Facebook reburn

When you're scrolling down your news feed to see what's happened since you last checked and hit photos / statuses that you've already seen. This is followed by a sense of remorse and pity for your perceived lack of social life, tinged by anger at your friends for not posting more new stuff to keep you entertained.
Tristan logged on, saw his notifications, and got excited at the thought of all the new things that must have happened since his last logon. He only got 20 seconds of scrolling in before he hit the deja vu photos and logged off in sadness. This is known as Facebook reburn.
by Suite 2B41 January 25, 2013
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facebook-napped

When you or someone else have accounts on different social networking sites (e.g. Facebook & Twitter) but only ever go on Facebook.

You've been kidnapped by Facebook.
Guy 1: Do you have twitter?
Guy 2: Yeah..but i don't go on it, i got facebook-napped

Girl 1: Hey, why does Shannon never go on twitter?
Girl 2: She was facebook-napped
by sygirl5000 September 15, 2011
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facebook publisher

Someone who literally publishes there entire life on Facebook or other social networking sites. This behavior includes, but is not limited to uploading tons of pictures of both recent and past activities, daily status updates, friend hunting, constant photo tagging, consistent commenting and obsessive page monitoring. Those who suffer from this syndrome are typically of the narcissistic type displaying moderate to severe levels of self-obsession and delusion.
Boyfriend: "Come on baby, we are going to miss the show"

Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"

Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"
by VM743 June 11, 2010
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yellow Facebook

I’m going to scroll through the yellow Facebook to find a hook-up for tonight
by rvagay April 13, 2023
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