poopy dingleberry

A piece of feces that has become matted in hair on your ass hole.

Come help me tear off this poopy dingleberry, it's stuck!

by Jesticle August 7, 2015

vine dangler

Gay, homosexual. A male who who holds other males vines (dicks)

That dude Elton John is a real vine dangler

by SosaWiltChamberlain September 22, 2015

Cockpit Dingle Diver

When a womans vag is so loose you physically fall into her void

"Are you sure youre a virgin Virginia Mae?"
"Why yes I am Gregory"
(Spreads legs, inserts tip but falls into the void)
"Why....HOT DAMN woman! You tryna kill me? Got damn Cockpit Dingle Diver in your crotch magnet"

by z4120 March 19, 2017

traveling dingleberry

a turd in you're underpants you can not shrug off. wherefore it follows around with you.

I took a huge dump and now unfourtanimately I am stuck onto a traveling dingleberry.

by billblink June 2, 2017

slaying dangles

To masturbate

I’m going to be slaying dangles in the shower.

by evapo777 February 13, 2018

untangle-dangle

What you periodically hafta do with your handset's curly-cord to get da knots outta it --- when it gets snarled up enough, simply tugging on it just doesn't do da trick anymore... ya gotta actually unplug da cord at both ends, carefully unravel da kinks, and then suspend da cord from one end so that it can hang freely to allow it to "naturally" untwist and "equalize" itself.

Adding a swivel-adapter to your handset-cord can indeed sometimes help to reduce its getting all wrapped up around itself and save your having to perform da untangle-dangle so often, but da problem with these doodads is dat dey tend to not have very good swivel-contacts, and so you soon get a lot of static and intermittent sound. Plus da cheaper units tend to not swivel very easily, and so you gotta keep spraying them wif WD-40 to keep them twisting around freely.

by QuacksO January 3, 2019

delaware dangler

This is when a bartender teaches an asshole a lesson by dropping his ballsack into said assholes drink prior to serving.

That dick that ordered the martini got the Delaware Dangler he deserved.

by silas6872 January 6, 2019