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your mom is your dad

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective
Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017
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my dad works at fortnite

when you hear this word you know your fucked delete your epic games account change your name run far far away. but 99% of times its a lie but be careful
hey deen my dad works at fortnite hes gonna delete your account!
by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021
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i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad
Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!
by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023
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ur dad lesbian lol

The comeback for when somebody says ur mom gay lol. This will counter them and end their useless life.
Some gay bloke: “Oi, ur mom gay lol
Me: ur dad lesbian lol”

Some gay bloke: *dies*
by ur clapped May 10, 2018
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Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad

Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad Aka Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Father is a very famous figure in Pakistan, especially in Lahore. His name is Hamza Asad and he impregnated Ahmed’s Mother by rapping her when she was 9.
Oh no Ahmed Khan Sherwani’s Dad is coming!!!
by AbdullahAliHakeemSheikhGujjar February 28, 2022
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i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death
todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}
by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021
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my dads condom broke

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?
by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023
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