cow figgit

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.
by gay cow February 01, 2019
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challenge cow

The fat friend that always tries to cock block because she's bitter no dudes want to fuck her.
I met the hottest chick at the bar last night but I couldn't close because her challenge cow kept fucking it up.
by Matty Ace October 02, 2017
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dead cow passing

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."
by 4X4animals February 28, 2016
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Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances
"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"
by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021
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save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow
have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?
by bluea May 08, 2024
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cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 01, 2017
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cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.
1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.
by QuartzEx January 02, 2018
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