closet boyfriend 

The mutual boyfriend that only appears when another male becomes interested in the female

Bob: So ya wanna go out this friday?
Sarah: Sure! That soun-......
Jim: Hey hot stuff!
Sarah: Hey! Bob this is my boyfriend Jim.
Bob: Ummmm, WTF?

Jim is a Closet Boyfriend

closet boyfriend by Dr. Moo June 7, 2007

cleaning out my closet 

Cleaning one's genitals and anus before sex in order to avoid the Genie of Stankonia.

Hey! Come on out of the shower!

Hold on, I'm cleaning out my closet.

cleaning out my closet by Chocolate City All Stars December 12, 2006

Cloie

Noun. A person or animal that is afraid of shiny objects, including, but not limited to, metal bowls, swords, mirrors, or any other type of smooth surface that has the ability of refracting light. Typically, a Cloie manifests this fear because he, she, or it is so ugly that he, she, or it can not bare to look at his, her, or itself.

That ugly dog is afraid of that metal bowl: what a dumb Cloie.

Cloie by Cloie's mom May 11, 2007

CLOSER 

closer-a girl that appears to be hot, until you get closer

bro1:"dude check out that broad in pink, man she's hot!
bro2:"naw,I saw her earlier, she's a closer"

CLOSER by J. SPIZE May 18, 2004

closeted psycho 

A marine in training. A person who aspires to me a marine someday. A hardcore motherfucker who doesn't care about being uncivilized while having the ability of being civilized.

He hopes that he'll get drafted someday that loser is a closeted psycho who needs a reason to live and die.

closeted psycho by suicidalmofo April 3, 2010

hiphop closetpop 

A hiphopster who listens to pop music but don't want anyone to know.

50Cent is a hiphop closetpop because he was listening to Mandy Moore.

hiphop closetpop by angkea som October 2, 2007

Cloney 

Originated in philly.
another word for bol, dude, guy.

Also means a nutt ass nigga.

Yo cloney wuss good
This cloney ass nigga here again.

Cloney by bol young May 7, 2011