club card flowers

Flowers from a grocery store

Girlfriend 1 - "Valentines day is coming up and I can't wait to see what I'll get this year."

Girlfriend 2 - "I've told my husband Valentines day is special and I don't want no 'club card flowers'. He'd better spend the time to go to a florist and send me premium flowers!"

by qac_3 November 5, 2010

Furry Credit Card

When a women uses someone who wants to have sex with her for goods or services.

Becky is broke but she'll use that "Furry Credit Card " to smoke out tonight.

Damn Becky you look good ,we definitely getting free drinks on the "Furry Credit Card" tonight!

Becky has been uses the "Furry Credit Card" to get rides to work all week!

by Dusty Nuggets June 4, 2018

reverse card

The reverse card is the most powerful weapon known to all of man kind.
We all goin die

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: no u
Guy 1: *uses reverse card
Guy 2: *dies

by StYOupiD October 4, 2019

Trump Card

The last resort for particular members of the left or the democratic party. Often used as a deflection, they will ignore the question they have been asked and immediately begin blaming Donald Trump for issues that had arisen during a time period where a democrat was in office.

“Did you watch last week’s Kamala Harris interview?”

“Yeah? What happened”

“Dude she used like 12 Trump Cards, she didn’t answer a single question.”

“She’s a master of deflection just like Biden I guess

by trumpwill2024win October 25, 2024

Play Cards

A phrase to subtly request sex

Me: I’m bored, do you want to play cards

by The Rizzly Bear July 18, 2023

Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.

Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*

by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018

leave my business card

ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'

i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna

i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it

i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!

by michael foolsley April 13, 2011