Captain

Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

Damn ally is such a captain

by Organic avocado October 1, 2018

Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 5, 2018

Captain Rubex

A type of ecstasy made popular in LA in 2008. The pill was circular and red with a white stamp of a skull and crossbones. Captain Rubex ecstasy slowly became less prevalent as more powerful forms of ecstasy and synthetic opioids began to hit the streets.

I'm going to drop some captain rubex this weekend, HARRRRR.

by Crime&Fizzle October 9, 2018

Captain Thicc

A man that loves only the most THICC women around.

Hey, look at this Captain THICC over here.

by Mr. Nut, himself. October 29, 2018

Captain jack sparrow

When your wife fslls asleep on your wedding night so to punish her you splooge in her eye, making her look like a pirate.

Had to sort myself out on my wedding night, here have some jizz in your eye, love you captain jack sparrow

by Daura2731 November 20, 2018

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

captain commander

a rank refereed to in the address as "Commander *NAME" or "Captain *NAME*" being that it was for more practical application of intuitive command in highest regardings,

a commander of captains, therefore a battle master and elite appointed leader of roguest battle squadrons

refer then. a very high functioning intellect of life and death scenario, given in military
us. marine corps

"Names among the dozen the kid Kyle rescued has been made an honorary captain commander of the marine corps, Commander Soren and they're freaking out he's a mastermind freedom fighter? they SAY anarchist, but he's really cool, and trusted, so duh."

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018