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Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.
Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag
by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022
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Canadian bad boy

A rebal. Collects rain water, doesn't smoke weed, or drink, purposely pays taxes late. And shops at nofrills
C'mon man! Don't be a Canadian bad boy, and pass cars on the left right hand lane!!!!
by Perry2x April 15, 2018
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Canadian Logan

You see, Logans are a special breed. As in they are actually special. The Canadian comes in in that they're apologetic and white af. They enjoy defending, in their words, the Great empire of Canada to their friends who may be against it. The word eh is used every two sentences at least 3 times followed by a sorry.
Dude that guys the epitome of a Canadian Logan.
by Dr.Awesome007 May 24, 2018
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Canadian Chili Dog

When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.
Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
by DerykS. July 24, 2022
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Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016
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Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
by blw_ May 14, 2019
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Canadian Famous

A person who is relatively well known in the country of Canada who most people outside of Canada will most likely not know.
It’s not surprising you don’t know who Terry Fox is, he’s Canadian Famous.
by Victory_Lap June 5, 2024
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