cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

trash cow

a trash cow is a person who generates unusually high profit margins, while at the same time being extremely trashy.

The fat, nasty hooker always made the most money, she was her pimp's trash cow.

by Dog Shit Mike July 20, 2013

Get up on that cow!

Go faster and get your stuff together

You’re going to slow it’s a highway, Get up on that cow!

by Cash money 200 April 26, 2024

mama cow

a mama cow is a cow that is a mom and it is a very good cow

i got some milk to sell from the mama cow

by mama cow man March 05, 2024

The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

by turbobaby March 12, 2010

miow miow pussy cow

a ryme

miow miow pussy cow

by xdr5t3evq3q January 02, 2024

hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites

(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019