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Baby Birding

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018
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thirty bird

A 30-pack of any type of beer
I was walking to the store to get beer and a bum stopped me outside to ask for change. Instead of giving him change, I slapped upside his stank-ass head and proceeded to go purchase my thirty bird for later that evening.
by Aunt Jeff April 8, 2008
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bird cunt

A short woman with spiky short hair, a slender frame, and pretty hazel eyes.
by Emma Lee February 17, 2018
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Baby bird

When you fuck someone from behind and blow your load on their back,then you slurp it outta their ass crack....then quickly spin them around and feed it to them like a baby bird!
The only way my girl will swallow my load is if I baby bird her!
by Big Joe 76 January 13, 2018
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Bird Brain

When a man always has women on his mind and is attracted and drawn to there conversations and interests more than being attracted to other men’s behavior and conversations.
“Don’t be such a bird brain, you’re excluding all the men.”
by Patrick the Starfish001 July 11, 2021
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Killing Birds

Killing Birds-
Verb : The act of drinking multiple cans, or bottles, of beer.
"Devon and Mitch were killing birds all night"

Friend one - "Anyone wanna kill birds tonight? it is Thursday..."
Friend two - "Sure, I will go Birding with you guys tonight"

also see: Killing a Hawk
by mclean 3 north May 3, 2011
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Breezy Bird

Someone who has a HUGE crush on a breezy (i.e follows her like a bird to bird seed)
guy one: Yo you see that guy over there? he really likes this one breezy.

Guy two: Man, What a Breezy Bird
by KiNG BliNG March 17, 2010
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