man beard

The beard on a boy who is trying to be a man by growing facial hair but fails.

Yuck, that guy's man beard looks like pubic hair.

by shazam1234 November 5, 2009

bearded bivalve

Do you really need a definition for this?

The bearded bivalve is the same thing as the cameltoe.

by Phunkey March 7, 2008

Fuck me in the beard

The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation

YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you

Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard

by Jamesthegreat52 January 23, 2009

Grey Beard

when a girls boyfriend is a mortician and he is fucking the bodies on a regular bases, he will acquire a mite on his penis. when his girlfriend gives him a blow job, she will get the mite on her face. when the mite bites her she will get a Grey rash across the bottom of her face. thus...Grey Beard.

this girls boyfriend worked at the city morgue. since his girlfriend wouldnt put out enough he decided to start fucking the corpses in the body room of the morgue. after awhile a flesh mite got on his penis and bit his girlfriend one day during a blow job and she got a grey rash on her face. thus...Grey Beard.

by pan-cock-ay December 14, 2008

Bearded Lantern

A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.

A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.

"Hey, can you stop that?"

"Bearded lantern."

by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009

shitting beads

when your friend goes to his girlfriends house and shoves anal beads up his ass and she pulls them out and he shits everywhere. you go to the bathroom and walk out and see her playing with your shit.

yo coley why are you playing with my shitting beads. you ugly slut

by colinoscopy May 23, 2010

Bitch Bag Beades

A two-faced twat that pretends to be your frend while slagging you off to otha frends.

Darren, you're my best friend but I love you.

by Tit Face Tydeman August 5, 2006