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the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).
Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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black cock

a cock that’s black
I have a black cock.
by dude with a black cock December 25, 2019
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black hole

Any place where things go and aren't likely to ever be seen again, such as The Bermuda Triangle, London (for Aussie singer/actresses), or my sister's bedroom when we lived at home.
Mum: "I'm going to vacuum Ali's room, then make dinner."

Bec: "No Mum, don't go in the black hole! We'll never see you again, and Dad's too tired to make dinner!"
by TrekBec February 4, 2010
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black whirlies

The nauseous spinning sensation induced by lying in bed after an evening's over-indulgence in alcohol.
As soon as I went to bed I got the black whirlies and had to get up again to puke
by cybersquatter December 18, 2005
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Rebecca Black

We so excited! There goes my friends! - Rebecca Black
by The Bosssssssss April 11, 2011
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Black Sus

What happens when you have no one to blame in a public among us lobby
Red Sus
Red Is Dead
Black Sus

Black was not an imposter
by Darkness666 November 2, 2020
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Randy Black

The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.
You: My God!

Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy

Randy Black: Beer sobers me.

Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!

Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.
by im not t dubb August 9, 2009
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