Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.

I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018

I know that bread

What you say when your home slice says something you understand. If you really get it, you know that really soft bread.

Yo, I failed Mr. Carson's class.
Bruv, I know that bread.
You know that bread?
Oh yeah.

by EpicGamer312 October 24, 2019

Two Sausage Egg Breakfast

While two men are docking, they proceed to ejaculate and the semen drips into a third persons mouth while lying under them. The man proceeds to blow both men above him.

Nick: Hey man, lets give Jim a Two Sausage Egg Breakfast.
Josh: Hell yeah he looks hungry.

by FullMetalBalrog March 10, 2021

how to eat bread

Idk just put in your fucking mouth

I know how to eat bread now

by Crispy pigeon taco October 12, 2021

pulling a Bret

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.

"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"

by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021

San Diego Breakfast

n. An energy drink mixed with an IPA-styled beer, and a cannabis joint.

Dude 1: Hey girl, what's good? You look surprisingly happy this morning.
Dude 2: Yeah, I started off my day with a hearty San Diego breakfast, and I'm totally cruising right now.

by ded_malik January 24, 2022

Breven

One of the worlds most uncommon names. Many believe whoever holds this name has God-like powers so powerful they could destroy the world with a mere thought. Nobody knows where the name originated from but historians believe it comes from the greek god Zeus, who's middle name is in fact, Breven. If you happen to know anybody with the name of Breven, we prefer you to worship him every time he is in your presence.

Breven is Alpha and Omega, the First and the Last. Some believe the name "Daniel" is the worlds most powerful name, but hear this. Daniel is a mere speck in the eyes of Breven, Daniel should be grateful that Breven hasn't smitten him at the thought of himself being "everything".

Breven. Nothing else can explain Him/Her.

by theknowledge6778 July 1, 2011