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Asian mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is posited as a unit-of-free-will.

This contrasts with European paganism in which inevitability is viewed as pre-determinism.
The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that fatalism has two sides: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.
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Asian

Really hot guys that you will never have because they are too good for you so all you can do is be in denial and watch as they get taken by another girl.
Friend 1: Bro. Did you see that new guy? He is so hot!

Friend 2: Ya. He IS really hot! He is also Asian.

You: Hold up. Is he they guy I used to be friends with?

Friend 1: Ya. Sucks for you tho. He got a total glow up and now is HOT.

Friend 2: Imagine. Just imagine.
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Asian Delay

When you ask your chinky friends a question and they take 30 seconds to ackowledge it and then form a reply.
"Holy shit Daniel your mom fell down the stairs" Daniel Wu:........, "Bro holy shit Daniel has asian delay"
by Nowy420 December 7, 2023
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Asian Evolution

The theory that all Asians are different. You may be thinking, "they all look the same", but this could not be more false. Asians look different because of their different geographic locations they have originated from. That is why, if you really pay attention you will be able to see Asians from different areas are all slightly different. These geographic differences account for many things including the different layers in their eyes, making them smaller, it effects their driving capabilities, and accounts for their small genitalia.
Timmy had 3 car accidents, therefore we know his nationality was Philippino. We know this because of the theory of Asian Evolution.
by DrSlettenPHDfromStanford November 3, 2017
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asian goalie

a really cool guy that has a lot of friends and is really cute and girls should date him.
by asiangoalie69 March 3, 2019
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asian three-laner

a map that funnels the action through three separate lanes. the middle may or may not connect all three; slang for "three-lane map"
person 1: hey, are any of the maps in CoD: WW2 any good?

person 2: no, they're just the typical asian three-laner, man. honestly that game is just shit in general, so just save your money instead.
by mr_klikbait September 12, 2018
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Fake Asian

A toad that's burnt in the road that's also is a sh**t stain who pretents to be Asian or Korean but has no Real Asian or Korean bloodline and also tricks and burns the World.
#1 Dang that girl is Koraisian. #2 Naw. She not from Asia or Korea. She's just Fake Asian. Not a real Blackanese. Careful she'll burn you. #2 YIKES!!!
by Catisaqueen May 26, 2021
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