Ollie Apple Irish

ollie apple irish is:

- cute

- smart

- secksy

- loving

- kind

- respectful

- hot as fuck

- the bomb

- an amazing friend
- graight human being

Please accept this, it has been rejected many times, im just trying to make a friend happy, this will mean a lot.

Ollie Apple Irish is a brilliant human being, he is graight, and he is very caring. We all love Ollie

by Name1name2 August 21, 2019

Arabian Apple Cruncher

When you put your dick in an apple and then put the apple-dick combo inside a camel. You then punch the camel on it’s sides so it’s asshole tightens and crunches the apple.

Wanna go to the zoo for an Arabian Apple Cruncher?

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Stole His Apple

A man receiving deep throat oral sex from another man who has never performed it previously.

Jesse and Sean are steady partners now ever since Sean totally stole his apple.

by NorthernUrbanite September 2, 2010

jim beam apple

Pure liquid gold in a bottle. Smooth enough to be chugged, but strong enough to get you blackout drunk with cum stains on your mattress.

Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.

by Ron Swansan June 23, 2016

Brown Apple Splatters

Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.

Lets hurry this up, I have the brown apple splatters and need to get home.

by Luxotek January 19, 2015

Niggarigg Apple Dumpling

Applesauce is placed on a hamburger bun. The bun and applesauce are microwaved for thirty seconds.

Baking takes too long, so I'll just make a niggarigg apple dumpling.

by Phatpeni5 October 17, 2012

idek Apple iDeck

A phrase made by Zek Sanchez#3502 which is just a fun way to say "idek" or "I don't even know."
Pronounced as "eye deck Apple eye deck."

Random person: Uhh… What's the approximate size of the universe?
Zek: Bruhv idek Apple iDeck

by Zek Sanchez June 20, 2020