A man/woman that steals potent marijuana to sell to raise money to get a friend out of a bad situation.
by Genius Dik Dailey with The Big Penis! November 19, 2003
Get the Half Baked Thugmug. Also known as “Ella” the biggest half sender who has ever lived. She only half sends and never full sends for the boys
by FullSender69420 March 21, 2020
Get the Half Sendermug. That shit word that you say when you don't want to acknowledge, e.g., a literal brother from another mother or sister from another mister as your sibling, since you share only one parent.
(Person) One: "Shit...."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
(Person) Two: "What?"
One: "'In re the matter regarding the estate of Mr. Jabinszningjer, upon the contention of Edwin Jabinszningjer in re the inheritance of his half siblings Edwina and Mavina Jabinszningjer....'"
Two: "*Snerk*"
One: "What?"
Two: "'Ya-bin-shning-yer'? Who would even want a name like that?!"
One: "Anyway...."
Two: "With a name like that, I wouldn't even want to acknowledge myself as a sibling of Edwin, anyway."
One: "We don't even know these people. I'm just reading about the probate hearing in the newspaper."
by NickidewbearTwo June 2, 2019
Get the half siblingmug. Killam: Wuzz up my nigga, half on a bud sack.
Nick: How much you wanna get.
Killam: Wanna cop a zone.
Nick: Hell yeah.
Killam: I'll hit up tha d-man and go get some Swisha's.
Nick: How much you wanna get.
Killam: Wanna cop a zone.
Nick: Hell yeah.
Killam: I'll hit up tha d-man and go get some Swisha's.
by Killam Willam December 14, 2008
Get the Half on a bud sackmug. One of the worst shows on television. Unfortunately, it has high idiot appeal, and therefore does well in the ratings.
A: Hey, you want to watch Two and a Half Men?
B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.
B: No that show's not funny. Let's re-watch Arrested Development instead.
by vandelayindustries January 17, 2011
Get the two and a half menmug. by Farquaadthelittle July 11, 2018
Get the Two and a half menmug. In baseball, a pitch that would normally be called a strike, but because the home team is pitching with a very large lead, the umpire has shrunk the strike zone so much so that said pitch is called a ball. Therefore, the pitch is only called a ball in the top half of the inning. See bottom half strike.
"That pitch was right on the outside corner, but we're up by 15 and the ump's calling top half balls."
by bamaster47 March 27, 2009
Get the Top Half Ballmug.