asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.

-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."

by real_name_taken September 28, 2015

Asian James

A very beautiful Filipino male named James

Dylan: "Yo it's Asian James guys!! I WANNA KISS HIM"

Chris: "James my BELOVED!"

Asian James: "It's Asian Jamesin' time."

by TheGodofFascism March 11, 2023

subtle asian networking

another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.

Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.

Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.

Anyways, enjoy your networking!

by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021

Asian Cookie

1.The sexual act of using a funnel to pour milk down a prostitute-preferably Asian's rectum and drinking it through a straw.
2. A fortune cookie.

Damaniqueeshaun: I gave that bitch an asian cookie she'll never forget!

Tom: My asian cookie predicts I will have a day full of blresed loved ones!

by HardcoreSmedgend August 3, 2017

asian ricebender

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA

asian ricebender

by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021

Hood Asian/Ghasian

A hood Asian or Ghasian (Ghetto Asian) is an Asian descent who was raised in the hood. Usually, an Asian who was born in areas like New York, Harlem, Compton, Inglewood, The Bronx, etc. They will usually hang around with more African Americans, Hispanics, anyone who was also brought up in the hood alongside with them. Instead of Asians talking in those stereotypical accents that most people describe them talking in, they would more likely speak to you in the most hoodish way possible. The most common Asians who would be brought up this way is usually, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, and sometimes Filipino, also most of these hood Asians would have one of the most Americanized names with an Asian last name that's how you know they're from the hood or some other neighborhood in America that is not their own.

Tyrone: "Yo Sean my brotha, where's the bread at?"

Sean Wong: "Wassup my brotha, I got ya bread right here ya feel me?"

Random Person: "Yeah, that's a Hood Asian/Ghasian right there dawg... this ain't Chinatown no mo!

by jxyvrs May 3, 2024

asian work boots

Flip flops

Take off your Asian work boots and put on some socks. Your feet stink.

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014