Alissa AvniTarot-Cards-Mill》{;:;}: The First Juvenile Release...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Mmm
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

embedded multimedia card

Pronunciation: /ɪmˈbɛdɪd ˌmʌltiˈmi diə kɑ rd/ (Suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
Embedded Multimedia Card (noun phrase) - An incorporated iteration of the MMC (MultiMediaCard) retentive medium, frequently utilized in cellular telephones and economical portables.
Significance:
• It defines an internal type of memory card.
• It emphasizes its built-in nature.
• It identifies it as a component of phones and laptops.
• It avoids prohibited language origins.
• It improves concise identification.
• It replaces lengthy descriptions.

Examples:
• “The economical portable utilized an embedded multimedia card for archival.”
• “The manufacturer decided to employ an embedded multimedia card on their new cellular phones.”
• “The capacity of the embedded multimedia card is sufficient for most applications.”

by Dmitrio February 12, 2025

Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card.

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Person 4: Projecting perspectives whilst being obvious is the hermit tarot card.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Throat Card

Something pulled by douchebags to try to seem like aggrieved victims when no crime is being committed, but they can't legitimately argue against something without revealing that they are douchebags.

"The tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion is another case of the woke libs shoving their hate down our throats!!"
"Bro, stop pulling the throat card. You just want everything straight white & male."

"This bussing and integration sucks! It's not about me being a racist! The government should stop telling us how to live & stop shoving this down our throats! I don't want some niggur rubbing up against my daughter at a dance!"
"There they go. Playing the throat card again."

by manytimesasteddyrileysaidyepye February 13, 2025

Ultimate Trump Card

An ability passive or not. That makes the character unbeatable no matter what in most fights.

V1's Ultimate trump card is that he heals when his enemy bleeds.
Super man can't be beaten without kryptonite that's basically an ultimate trump card

by pauleps February 15, 2025

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025

Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.

"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."

by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025