Max

A young boy in a purple jack, spikey hair and an eyepach for his broken and explosive eye this kid DOES NOT take jokes or those fucking rule 34 art and no its not that dog

"man max sucks"
max: go fuck yourself

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023

Max

Max is a simple creature who doesn’t understand many simple things. Has a gyat

Me:look at that max

by Maxissimple December 16, 2023

Max

He makes everybody orgasm

Max has a noice cock

by Abendshcwingen February 6, 2022

Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

Max

Max is the best person on Earth. If you think about perfection than think about Max. He is the Worlds prettiest person. And the best in every sport. It is just a god!!!

Max is the as God. Everyone wants a friend named Max

by Bram Lessc November 21, 2021

Max

A great guy who can eat a lot of Taco Bell. His Beamer probably has an oil leak, but that doesn't stop him from trying his best.

"Max's piss smells like Baja blast"
"Yeah that guys big as shit"

by XX GANGGANGKILLAZ5L XX April 30, 2025

Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %

Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat

by John Klerr December 5, 2024