orange crush

When a group of men are sitting around together, they get bored, sit on the floor with their legs apart while clothed and throw an orange at each other's dicks.

Dude, I played this new game, orange crush, with some buddies last night and my dick and nuts got hit hard!

by emerald_gremlin September 20, 2017

Crush

A girl/boy you think you love/like. You may have fantasies of a future with them, for example: kids, house, jobs, or just dating. In general a crush is someone that you feel like you need and can't live without in that moment.

I think I have a crush on him.

by Birdie NRW November 15, 2018

Shandy Crush

The term used for those long bathroom breaks at work. Going for a shit and playing Candy Crush.

Dude what took you so long?
I had a massive Shandy Crush session.

by Ross1lung December 5, 2013

Crush

A crush is someone that you really are falling for and that has an among personality and will be nice to you if you tell your crush you like them you never know what could happen I told my crush a liked her and now we’re dating keep in mind your crush could like you back and live life to the fullest

Me:look it’s my crush.shhh don’t tell her I told you.

Best freind: Dude go ask her out she might like you back

by The exposer;) October 5, 2019

Crush

Someone you never gonna get

Omg I wish my crush noticed me :(

by Big momma over here April 2, 2020

Enoch's Crush

So Some people might be wondering who's Enoch's Crush... People might think it's Rachael well sorry to bust ur bubble but i have to say that Enoch doesn't really have a crush on worldwide yeah am surprised too. Enoch doesn't have crushes surprisingly he thinks no girl cares about him but that isn't true... Girls do care about him. But for now Enoch isn't crushing on anyone on the group but i would say he is likely to crush on Omasan.

Enoch's Crush doesn't just exist

by Danvyt34 September 11, 2022

Platonic musician crush

A non-Romantic desire to have a relationship with a musician that would allow you to see them (or their band) live any time for free

P1: Oh my god, I just saw Sum 41 live and I’m pretty sure I’m in love with Deryck whibley!
P2: are you sure your in love with him, or is it just a platonic musician crush?

by Skumfuk4ever August 14, 2022