A cow is a beautiful and majestic creature. If you have a cow you should treat her right or you might get a hoof to the face! Cows should be treated like royalty because they are wonderful creatures. If you are lucky enough to have a cow, don’t lose her.
Person 1: “Man do I love my cow!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”
Person 2: “I know right! She’s my queen!”
Person 3: “I named my cow Moolana!”
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